andysambergg: i have so much homework what movie should i watch
best-of-funny: broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul X
sassygayherondales: stylishirish: horain: stylishirish: this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil. it was a mechanical pencil ...
I hate it when people stare at the stuff they... →
sodamnrelatable: And i’m over here like IZ U CLEANIN DAT WIT YO EYES?!
Stepping out the shower and feeling like the...
razzledazzy: razzledazzy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE
When I Watch Kpop With Friends
Friend 1: Woo! Let’s watch this and that! Friend 2: As long as it’s not Shinee stuff, I’m good. Friend 1: *Looks at me nervously and then looks at friend 2* Me:
my friend: wakes up at 7 a.m., showers, dresses nicely, gets to class on time, did all the homework, answers questions correctly, always know's what she's talking about, is outgoing, beautiful, funny, has a lot of quality friends, comes from a good family, has a steady boyfriend, has a car, has a 3.8 GPA, has a full scholarship, works two jobs, is in four different clubs plus a sorority, has a executive position in all five, eats healthy, works out daily, flosses, still manages to get to bed at a reasonable hour.
me: does a thing
me: immediately needs a nap